dude who discovered fire: bruh we can finally hit this weed man
Last day of vacation…. Just sitting here
prettier and younger but not any better off
Frank Iero talking about the tour with Green Day
So my friend told me a different way to get a girls number.
Walk up to a girl and ask to use her phone.
Call your own phone.
Answer it, and then wooo, you have her number.
If she laughs, you’ve succeeded
If she doesn’t laugh, run
I know this is stupid lol, but help me make it better xD
I wanted to try it tonight.
when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open